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Professor, we've been detected.

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We must dissipate immediately!

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Impossible, my dear.
The console is inoperative.

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Ha-ha. Thank you.

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Something had been meddling
with the... the, um...

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Circuitry?

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Yes, that.

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I'm beginning to think
the problem

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is inside the spaceship itself.

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Charlie, it's a...

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A... A...
- Zybok!

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The DARTIX has been penetrated!

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It is now under our control!

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You will take this ship
over my dead body.

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As you command.

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Professor?
- Tis I.

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Come with me kid,
we're going on an adventure.

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I gather Mr Fabricant is here

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for the, um, science-fiction

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conference, um,
thingy-me-whatsit.

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I'm sure your fiancé
would love it.

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No. Victoria, she's staying
with her aunt in London.

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You know, she's
seeing the sights

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and preparing for the wedding.

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I do love an excuse
to buy a new hat!

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In any case,
what is this conference for?

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And why it is
in Great Slaughter?

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Professor Y,
the fan club is here.

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Didn't Zybokmania make
it over to Bermuda?

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Still got quite the
following thanks to the repeats.

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Unfortunately, it finished
a few years back.

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But mercifully,
not the end of me.

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Or my acclaimed career.

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Morning, Mr Fabricant.
- Good morning.

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May I say
how much I used to enjoy you

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in "Dixon of Dock Green"?

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You may indeed.

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Mr Fabricant, what have
you been up to of late?

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I've gone back to my roots...

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the stage.

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I have to say,
it's quite surprising

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to have a famous actor,
like yourself,

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staying with us at the Seaview.

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My dear boy,
one prefers somewhere more...

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Rustic.

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Here we are, Mr Fabricant.

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What a treat. Thank you.

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I don't suppose
I could trouble you

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for an autograph?

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How serendipitous.

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I shall be signing at the event.

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Two free tickets each.

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I insist.

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One, two. One, two.

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Regulation 13C...

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the President will deal
with all talent management.

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Lower-ranked individuals
will distribute

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the tea and the coffee.
- It would be nice

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if Sister Peter and I
could at least

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say hello to the actors.

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But they'll only want
to speak to me, so...

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Please, Roger,
it's only fair considering

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everything I've contributed.

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Eugh, for...

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Fine!

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I can't believe we're going to
meet The Professor and Charlie

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in the flesh!
- Have some decorum?

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Is now a good time?
- Yes, yes. Um, it is.

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We, that is the "Professor Y"
Appreciation Society,

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have made it our mission
to revive the show.

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We've amassed a petition
of 196 signatures

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to make the channel see
the error of their ways.

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Have you signed it?

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Twice.

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I gather there's
a special screening tomorrow?

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Of "Attack of the Zyboks"!

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The story unfinished due to
the technicians strike in '61?

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But how?

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Never you mind, Norman.

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It's time.

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Let the fans in!

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Welcome. Welcome. Come on.

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Yewillabevapurized!

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Tom, are you trying to give

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Mrs Clam a heart attack?

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It's nothing to be afraid of.

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This is my pride and joy...

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the actual Zybok

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that zapped The Professor
in the final episode.

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Nonsense. Utter gobbledegook!

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Thank you.

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I must say this is all
jolly good fun.

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I knew you'd love it.

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I've always found the
transcendentally

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dimensional nature
of the spaceship

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especially fascinating.

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Sister Peter.

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Look Sam.
Aren't those endearing?

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Out of my price range alas.

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A gift from me to you.

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To say thank you for coming.

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Thank you so much.

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Enjoy.

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Why's Norman looking so glum?

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I thought he loved this show.

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Do you want to escape
while you still can?

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Norman, what's wrong?

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Clem says I'm not pulling
my weight.

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He's given me
till first thing Monday morning

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to bring him a scoop.

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And a story about a dead TV show
isn't going to cut it.

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Well... Well, maybe
one of the guests

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will give you an exclusive?

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Welcome to the world's first
"Professor Y" Convention!

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I am your President,
Roger Crabtree.

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But before we get going,
a certain someone would like

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to say a few words...

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I've only got one thing to say.
"Come with me, kids!

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We're all going
on an adventure!"

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Coming later, Celeste Carmichael

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and the godlike genius
behind the show,

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creator Douglas Wiseman!

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I am grateful, you know.

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That you listened.

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I'd just love to see
what happens next.

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All in good time.

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First, there's an award
to collect tomorrow evening.

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With you on my arm.

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God, it's him.

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Think of the humungous fee.
- True.

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But I'm not even touching one of
those grubby little barkers.

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Hey!

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Welcome to our
little celebration.

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This is the greatest honour
of my life.

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The fee, up front.

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Or no banana.
- Of course, um...

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Here you go.
- Yep.

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And this telegram
arrived for you earlier.

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Could I...

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perhaps tempt you to wear
one of your old costumes?

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I'm afraid, I don't have any.
- You're in luck!

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I've collected quite
a few of your old looks.

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Let's get this over with.

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You can depend on us,
we will never give up the fight

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to bring your beloved show back.

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Don't bother on my account.

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I'm rather busy with my

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Society of Film and Television
Arts nominated smash...

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"The Ties that Bind."

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I see, um, well,

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I know a lot of people
want some answers,

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so, I'll open it up
to the floor.

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Howcurraleavusallanginlikat?
Zip!

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Some sort of alien language?

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If I may?

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"How could you leave us all
hanging on like that? Zap!"

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Ratings were in free fall,
so, the channel pulled the plug.

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Which worked out rather well
for me.

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Miss Carmichael.
- Yes.

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I do not approve of the way

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that young man
is mistreating you

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in "The Ties that Bind."

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Well...
- It is a drama.

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Well, just make it stop.

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I am delighted to say
that it will be.

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Can I just remind everyone
that this isn't

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a "Ties that Bind" convention!

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Perhaps, it should be.
- Yes, you.

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Congratulations
on the huge success

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that is "The Ties that Bind."

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I'd be honoured if
you'd grant me an interview

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for the Albion Bugle?

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Someone with taste.

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Come by Slaughter Hotel
in the morning.

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Is everything alright?

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To be utterly frank, no.

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You know, I've moved onto
serious drama now, and frankly,

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I'd rather no one
was reminded of this...

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puerile juvenilia.

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Come!

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What a thoroughly loathsome man!

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Just put it down. There.

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Douglas, what's wrong?

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Nothing that need concern
your pretty little head.

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I must make a call.

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But after dinner, perhaps,
you might join me for a swim...

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or a sauna?

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Alas, I need my beauty sleep.

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For the awards.

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I'll leave you to it, yes?

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There we are.

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Right, I think that's
enough for 1 day.

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E-Excuse me, Mr Fabricant,

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I have been waiting
patiently all day.

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I am flattered.

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Um, I'll make sure you're first

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in the queue tomorrow.

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Tomorrow?!

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Peggy! I can't believe my luck.

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Clem's favourite show
is "The Ties that Bind."

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See! Problem solved.

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00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,520
You really are
an inspiration, Peggy Button.

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I am tickled to see
how taken you are

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by our time-travelling friend.

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Roger and Barbara
have gone AWOL.

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00:12:11,120 --> 00:12:13,680
Which means I'm the most senior
society member here.

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Me!

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Nothing you can't handle,
Sister.

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This has been a joyous event.

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And I'm sure tomorrow
will be even better.

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Mr Wiseman?

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00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,400
Mr Wiseman?

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What on earth
do you think you're doing?!

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00:12:48,920 --> 00:12:50,440
what have we got here, then?

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00:12:50,520 --> 00:12:52,960
Judging by the spatter
and pooling, I surmise

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a serious attack took place
in this very spot.

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Perhaps, Mr Wiseman left
to seek medical attention?

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Quite possibly.

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00:13:03,560 --> 00:13:05,560
What have we here?

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Inexplicably, a spot of green.

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Alien blood, perhaps?

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00:13:14,960 --> 00:13:18,280
I'm sure there's a
more rational explanation.

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00:13:18,360 --> 00:13:19,800
Could this be our weapon?

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Huh?
- Hm?

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00:13:28,960 --> 00:13:31,240
Well, that looks like blood.

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00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:35,040
Bravo, Peggy!

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So, he was attacked
with the implement

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of his very own words.

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Intriguing.
A "Ties that Bind" script.

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Dated 2 days ago.

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Well, perhaps, Mr Wiseman

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wasn't happy with what he wrote?

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Or our attacker hated the show?

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00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:49,200
Well, that narrows it
down to almost everyone

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at the convention.

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I can't help but feel
that the telegram

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he received there yesterday
was most significant.

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Sister. Sir.

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00:13:57,080 --> 00:13:58,560
Over here.

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More blood.

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00:14:07,320 --> 00:14:10,920
So, perhaps, the body
was removed to conceal evidence.

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We need to find him.

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00:14:13,480 --> 00:14:15,480
Norman.

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00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,080
Film, now.

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00:14:19,160 --> 00:14:21,160
Of course, Inspector.

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00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:24,000
It's just... I need this scoop
to save my job.

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00:14:24,080 --> 00:14:25,400
I know whodunit, you see.

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00:14:25,480 --> 00:14:26,960
Cough it up, then.

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00:14:27,040 --> 00:14:29,440
What's it Ruth Penny says,
quid pro quo?

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00:14:29,520 --> 00:14:31,920
That all depends on how
valuable the information is...

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Regulation 18B...

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Lower-ranked members must ensure

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that all society spaces
are cleaned

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before the President's arrival.

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00:14:54,400 --> 00:14:57,120
Sorry, Mr Crabtree.
- We'll be as quick as we can.

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Mr Fabricant.

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00:15:02,160 --> 00:15:06,080
Not feeling too tickety-boo.

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It's food poisoning, I expect.

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I'll get you some coffee.
- Coffee.

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He smells
like he's swallowed a brewery.

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00:15:18,880 --> 00:15:20,960
No, no, no, no.
Too soon. Chop chop.

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We are here on police business.

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00:15:22,800 --> 00:15:25,120
We believe that Douglas Wiseman
was attacked last night.

264
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,200
Is he alright?
- He's currently missing.

265
00:15:27,280 --> 00:15:28,920
My goodness.

266
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,560
And my Zybok's nowhere
to be seen.

267
00:15:31,640 --> 00:15:33,960
Well, I'd rather
prioritise humans for now.

268
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:36,040
Roger, can we have a word?

269
00:15:37,040 --> 00:15:39,040
If you insist.

270
00:15:40,520 --> 00:15:42,280
We heard from Norman Whalley

271
00:15:42,360 --> 00:15:45,520
that you'd threatened Mr Wiseman
yesterday after the panel.

272
00:15:45,600 --> 00:15:47,760
I wouldn't say that.

273
00:15:47,840 --> 00:15:49,720
But you've only just started!

274
00:15:49,800 --> 00:15:52,280
I can not stomach
so many tragic individuals.

275
00:15:52,360 --> 00:15:54,080
Tragic?!

276
00:15:54,160 --> 00:15:56,720
Tragic is turning your back
on the programme that made you.

277
00:15:56,800 --> 00:15:59,520
And then, writing
something so bland.

278
00:15:59,600 --> 00:16:00,960
How dare you!

279
00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:03,320
You! Of all people!

280
00:16:03,400 --> 00:16:04,840
"President Crabtree"?!

281
00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,840
I'll see to it
that no one associated

282
00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,040
with the show
speaks to you ever again.

283
00:16:09,120 --> 00:16:12,960
No. No, I'm sorry. I-I...
- Your sad little reign is over!

284
00:16:14,800 --> 00:16:17,040
I won't let you do this!

285
00:16:17,120 --> 00:16:19,120
I'm warning you!

286
00:16:21,080 --> 00:16:24,080
It was just a storm in a teacup.

287
00:16:24,160 --> 00:16:26,240
Really, because,

288
00:16:26,320 --> 00:16:28,440
I remember you went
AWOL yesterday.

289
00:16:28,520 --> 00:16:30,560
A migraine, Inspector.

290
00:16:30,640 --> 00:16:33,160
All the excitement, you see?

291
00:16:33,240 --> 00:16:35,120
We'd like to search your house.

292
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:37,040
What on earth for?

293
00:16:37,120 --> 00:16:39,760
To eliminate you
from our enquiries.

294
00:16:39,840 --> 00:16:41,240
Unless you have something
to hide?

295
00:16:41,320 --> 00:16:43,080
Fine!

296
00:16:43,160 --> 00:16:47,840
But I refuse to leave
this convention, so...

297
00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,200
help yourself.

298
00:16:54,200 --> 00:16:56,280
As much as I hate
to agree with Norman,

299
00:16:56,360 --> 00:16:58,720
I'd say he was our
prime suspect.

300
00:16:58,800 --> 00:17:01,120
Could he be responsible
for our crumpled-up script?

301
00:17:01,200 --> 00:17:03,840
We found nothing of concern
at Roger Crabtree's house.

302
00:17:03,920 --> 00:17:07,080
Apart from a wardrobe full of
Celeste Carmichael's costumes.

303
00:17:07,160 --> 00:17:08,880
Any luck with
the typewriter, Sister?

304
00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,120
Henceforth known as Tippy Tappy.

305
00:17:11,200 --> 00:17:14,720
Well, I've discovered some kind
of adhesive on his keys.

306
00:17:14,800 --> 00:17:16,000
But for what?

307
00:17:16,080 --> 00:17:17,720
What about the "alien blood"?

308
00:17:17,800 --> 00:17:19,640
Well, presently unidentified.

309
00:17:19,720 --> 00:17:21,560
Though, it does contain
a high salt content.

310
00:17:21,640 --> 00:17:23,240
There could be something
in this.

311
00:17:23,320 --> 00:17:24,960
A word with Celeste, I think.

312
00:17:25,040 --> 00:17:26,840
Any excuse to go back there.

313
00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,480
Could she be our killer, sir?

314
00:17:28,560 --> 00:17:30,000
Well, mercifully,
there's no evidence

315
00:17:30,080 --> 00:17:32,000
that Mr Wiseman is deceased.

316
00:17:32,080 --> 00:17:34,000
I think the writing's
on the wall, Sister.

317
00:17:34,080 --> 00:17:35,560
Sergeant?

318
00:17:54,280 --> 00:17:56,280
Hello?

319
00:17:58,520 --> 00:18:01,080
Who's there?

320
00:18:01,160 --> 00:18:03,480
Show yourself!

321
00:18:08,920 --> 00:18:10,960
Who... Who are you?

322
00:18:11,040 --> 00:18:13,800
A Zybok from the planet Zandrel.

323
00:18:13,880 --> 00:18:17,320
Very amusing.
Let me go, this instant.

324
00:18:17,400 --> 00:18:21,160
Negative. You have a task
to complete.

325
00:18:21,240 --> 00:18:23,040
What task?!

326
00:18:30,040 --> 00:18:31,080
Mr Fabricant.

327
00:18:31,160 --> 00:18:33,640
Zyboks! Venarians.

328
00:18:33,720 --> 00:18:35,720
Mechanomen.

329
00:18:36,760 --> 00:18:38,920
I'm so sorry, Sir, um...

330
00:18:39,000 --> 00:18:42,160
I just wanted to know,
where is Celeste?

331
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:46,520
Can't a man just have
a damn nap?!

332
00:18:55,240 --> 00:18:57,000
I heard you were looking for me?

333
00:18:57,080 --> 00:18:59,440
Did you do this,
Miss Carmichael?

334
00:19:01,360 --> 00:19:03,120
So what if I did?

335
00:19:03,200 --> 00:19:06,400
Why was Douglas Wiseman
torturing your character?

336
00:19:06,480 --> 00:19:09,560
I suspect it's
because I said, "No."

337
00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:14,440
To his advances.

338
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:18,600
You said yesterday that
the mistreatment had stopped.

339
00:19:18,680 --> 00:19:22,680
So, when you read this script,
you must have felt angry?

340
00:19:22,760 --> 00:19:24,440
Angry?!

341
00:19:24,520 --> 00:19:26,640
I was livid.
- I'm an artist.

342
00:19:26,720 --> 00:19:28,240
I must follow
where the muse takes me.

343
00:19:28,320 --> 00:19:30,040
You lied to me!

344
00:19:30,120 --> 00:19:32,080
You lied to me, so, that I would
go to the awards with you!

345
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:34,240
Well, I am not going.

346
00:19:34,320 --> 00:19:37,920
And I am not doing this!

347
00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,080
You really haven't grasped
the dynamic here,

348
00:19:40,160 --> 00:19:41,480
have you, sweetheart?

349
00:19:41,560 --> 00:19:43,000
I'm the puppeteer.

350
00:19:43,080 --> 00:19:44,680
You are my puppet.

351
00:19:44,760 --> 00:19:46,200
Not if I quit.

352
00:19:46,280 --> 00:19:48,280
Really? Go on then.

353
00:19:49,600 --> 00:19:51,600
No. Go on. Quit.

354
00:19:53,880 --> 00:19:55,880
Thought not.

355
00:19:58,320 --> 00:20:01,160
Why didn't you quit?

356
00:20:01,240 --> 00:20:04,240
Douglas says he's
the only one who'll hire me.

357
00:20:04,320 --> 00:20:06,000
And you believed him?

358
00:20:06,080 --> 00:20:09,400
I think, you're a...
a sensational actress.

359
00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:12,480
That's very kind of you
to say so.

360
00:20:12,560 --> 00:20:15,720
But without Douglas,
my career is over.

361
00:20:15,800 --> 00:20:20,160
So, you see,
I could never hurt him.

362
00:20:27,360 --> 00:20:29,160
Sir, look what's just

363
00:20:29,240 --> 00:20:31,240
been delivered to the station.

364
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:37,720
"Great Slaughter Police,
Hear on the grapevine

365
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,840
that you have been
looking for me.

366
00:20:39,920 --> 00:20:41,760
Early this morning
I received details

367
00:20:41,840 --> 00:20:43,840
of an urgent family matter.

368
00:20:43,920 --> 00:20:45,840
Leave me alone
and afford me the privacy

369
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:47,880
I need at this difficult time.

370
00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:50,400
Yours, Douglas Wiseman."

371
00:20:50,480 --> 00:20:51,920
Sounds a bit fishy to me.

372
00:20:52,000 --> 00:20:54,000
And it doesn't explain
the blood.

373
00:20:55,800 --> 00:20:57,720
Though, I believe it is
his handwriting.

374
00:20:57,800 --> 00:20:59,600
He's alive?

375
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:02,280
I believe so, for now.

376
00:21:02,360 --> 00:21:05,040
Consider the letters
on the left hand side.

377
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:10,480
This is quite literally...

378
00:21:10,560 --> 00:21:11,920
a cry for help.

379
00:21:12,000 --> 00:21:13,840
We'd better find him as soon
as we can.

380
00:21:13,920 --> 00:21:15,800
What about your
Tippy Tappy, Sister?

381
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,200
Well, I'm still somewhat stuck
on our sticky substance.

382
00:21:19,280 --> 00:21:20,880
However, I have found more

383
00:21:20,960 --> 00:21:22,800
"alien blood"
in between his keys,

384
00:21:22,880 --> 00:21:25,440
the origin of which
continues to elude me.

385
00:21:25,520 --> 00:21:28,400
Any fingerprints?
- Good question, Peggy.

386
00:21:28,480 --> 00:21:30,960
Well, the hotel door handle
was most illuminating.

387
00:21:31,040 --> 00:21:34,160
So, I recalled that someone else
went missing yesterday.

388
00:21:34,240 --> 00:21:35,280
I took a punt

389
00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,160
and found the very same prints

390
00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:38,680
on this.

391
00:21:38,760 --> 00:21:40,960
Whose?

392
00:21:41,040 --> 00:21:43,320
I'm so sorry. I have no idea.

393
00:21:43,400 --> 00:21:44,880
He is our star guest!

394
00:21:44,960 --> 00:21:46,920
We have to sober him up
before his panel.

395
00:21:47,000 --> 00:21:48,560
Don't worry, I'll go find him.

396
00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,840
Apologies, Miss Pierce,
but that won't be possible.

397
00:21:51,920 --> 00:21:53,240
You've found my Zybok?

398
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,440
I'm afraid not.

399
00:21:54,520 --> 00:21:56,320
But we would like a word.

400
00:21:56,400 --> 00:21:58,040
Preferably, at your home.

401
00:22:05,560 --> 00:22:07,240
No. Not you.

402
00:22:07,320 --> 00:22:09,760
I gave you a lead in good faith.

403
00:22:09,840 --> 00:22:11,200
Can't I at least come in?
- No.

404
00:22:11,280 --> 00:22:13,040
And if you print one word.

405
00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:15,920
Actually, there's something I
think Norman might want to see.

406
00:22:25,280 --> 00:22:28,160
Zoiks!

407
00:22:28,240 --> 00:22:32,200
I don't believe it.
- Neither do I.

408
00:22:32,280 --> 00:22:35,360
It looks like we're
all going on an adventure.

409
00:22:37,040 --> 00:22:39,720
But how did you?
- We rescued parts of scenery

410
00:22:39,800 --> 00:22:43,120
from a skip
after the show ended.

411
00:22:43,200 --> 00:22:46,000
It's been a labour of love
for Roger and I.

412
00:22:46,080 --> 00:22:47,920
Does it work? May I?

413
00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:50,680
Of course.
Everything's wired in.

414
00:22:50,760 --> 00:22:53,000
Next stop, the planet Zandrel.

415
00:22:53,080 --> 00:22:56,280
Five million years ago!

416
00:22:56,360 --> 00:22:59,360
What are you waiting for?

417
00:23:03,400 --> 00:23:07,320
Wait, if I'm The Professor,
does that make you Charlie?

418
00:23:07,400 --> 00:23:08,880
That's enough of that.

419
00:23:08,960 --> 00:23:10,600
Felix, we shall
start the search?

420
00:23:10,680 --> 00:23:12,320
Button, if you'll show
Norman out, please?

421
00:23:18,520 --> 00:23:22,120
So, Barbara may we ask
why your fingerprints were

422
00:23:22,200 --> 00:23:25,560
on Douglas Wiseman's
hotel door handle?

423
00:23:25,640 --> 00:23:28,000
Because I went to see him.

424
00:23:28,080 --> 00:23:31,160
To ask for what was mine.

425
00:23:31,240 --> 00:23:33,240
Mr Wiseman.

426
00:23:35,400 --> 00:23:37,240
I'm funding
the whole thing myself.

427
00:23:37,320 --> 00:23:39,760
But it cost a lot more
than I thought.

428
00:23:41,240 --> 00:23:43,600
So, um...

429
00:23:43,680 --> 00:23:45,320
You didn't even finish
one panel.

430
00:23:45,400 --> 00:23:47,240
I was paid a fee to appear.

431
00:23:47,320 --> 00:23:49,880
And appear I did.

432
00:23:49,960 --> 00:23:51,960
But that's not fair.

433
00:23:53,200 --> 00:23:56,400
That money is all
I have left of my parents.

434
00:23:56,480 --> 00:23:59,440
Spare me the sob story.

435
00:23:59,520 --> 00:24:01,120
You don't understand.

436
00:24:01,200 --> 00:24:03,240
They...
- Boohoo!

437
00:24:03,320 --> 00:24:04,600
Boohoo to you!

438
00:24:04,680 --> 00:24:06,240
Please, I just want
my money back.

439
00:24:06,320 --> 00:24:07,960
No, enough, great.
- No, no, I won't leave.

440
00:24:08,040 --> 00:24:09,400
I promise.
- Talk to my agent.

441
00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:11,600
No, please. Please!
- E-Enough.

442
00:24:13,000 --> 00:24:15,480
What happened to your parents?

443
00:24:18,600 --> 00:24:24,560
Um, last year
in the Highlands, they, um...

444
00:24:28,240 --> 00:24:32,040
They hit a deer
and came off the road.

445
00:24:36,880 --> 00:24:39,120
They weren't found for days.

446
00:24:39,200 --> 00:24:41,200
I'm so sorry.

447
00:24:42,560 --> 00:24:45,000
We used to watch
"Professor Y" together.

448
00:24:47,000 --> 00:24:49,200
And now, every night,
I dream of The Professor

449
00:24:49,280 --> 00:24:51,480
taking me away
on adventures and...

450
00:24:51,560 --> 00:24:53,640
and then, back in time
to save them.

451
00:24:56,200 --> 00:24:58,280
So, you see...

452
00:25:01,880 --> 00:25:03,880
I know it's silly.

453
00:25:05,120 --> 00:25:07,120
"Professor Y" saved me.

454
00:25:08,200 --> 00:25:12,240
Did you spend your inheritance
on this event?

455
00:25:12,320 --> 00:25:14,800
Roger said we had to make
the TV company see

456
00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,720
that there's still a demand.

457
00:25:16,800 --> 00:25:19,360
Perhaps, he shouldn't be
so cavalier with your money.

458
00:25:19,440 --> 00:25:20,920
If you're quite finished prying,

459
00:25:21,000 --> 00:25:24,200
perhaps, I can have
my lieutenant back?

460
00:25:24,280 --> 00:25:27,920
We found Kirk in the Spitfire,
but there's still much to do.

461
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,960
If you don't mind
us remaining to search?

462
00:25:32,040 --> 00:25:35,880
If you find my Zybok...
- You'll be the first to know.

463
00:25:35,960 --> 00:25:37,280
Okay.

464
00:25:43,720 --> 00:25:45,200
I'm so thirsty.

465
00:25:51,200 --> 00:25:53,480
Just let me out of here, please.

466
00:25:54,960 --> 00:25:56,360
I'll do anything.

467
00:25:56,440 --> 00:25:58,360
You have been brought here
for a purpose.

468
00:25:58,440 --> 00:26:00,760
What purpose?!

469
00:26:03,680 --> 00:26:07,240
OK, so, we searched the
house from top to bottom.

470
00:26:07,320 --> 00:26:09,600
And it's another dead end.

471
00:26:09,680 --> 00:26:12,240
Fishbums. Well, where
on earth could he be?

472
00:26:12,320 --> 00:26:15,120
Anywhere in time or space
it seems.

473
00:26:15,200 --> 00:26:17,680
Well, I have found a hair
inside Tippy Tappy

474
00:26:17,760 --> 00:26:19,960
without scales or medulla,
which means...

475
00:26:20,040 --> 00:26:22,600
The hair is synthetic.
- Ooh, very good.

476
00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:25,240
Which along with the adhesive...

477
00:26:25,320 --> 00:26:28,040
No. Not again.

478
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,320
We have to go
where the evidence takes us.

479
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,400
Come on, Sergeant.

480
00:26:36,040 --> 00:26:38,320
The moment
we've all been waiting for.

481
00:26:38,400 --> 00:26:42,040
Our hero
and a role model to us all.

482
00:26:42,120 --> 00:26:45,280
Professor Y himself...

483
00:26:45,360 --> 00:26:47,240
Kirk Fabricant!

484
00:26:50,440 --> 00:26:52,560
Hey.

485
00:27:08,040 --> 00:27:09,320
Come on, then!

486
00:27:09,400 --> 00:27:11,800
What inane facts

487
00:27:11,880 --> 00:27:13,440
do you all want to know?

488
00:27:13,520 --> 00:27:16,640
Well, may we first start
by asking what you've been up to

489
00:27:16,720 --> 00:27:19,120
since the show ended?
- Far too many things to mention.

490
00:27:19,200 --> 00:27:20,440
Yes, you.

491
00:27:20,520 --> 00:27:23,080
Can I finally have my autograph?

492
00:27:23,160 --> 00:27:25,640
It's you.

493
00:27:25,720 --> 00:27:28,920
Your breakfast has played havoc
with my guts!

494
00:27:29,000 --> 00:27:31,160
How dare you!

495
00:27:31,240 --> 00:27:34,000
My food is highly acclaimed!

496
00:27:36,560 --> 00:27:37,960
You see.

497
00:27:41,480 --> 00:27:43,720
Can we have
a sensible question, please?

498
00:27:43,800 --> 00:27:46,440
Is it true
atyowerrablottoarretme?

499
00:27:48,320 --> 00:27:50,080
Translation?

500
00:27:50,160 --> 00:27:51,560
Is it true that you were

501
00:27:51,640 --> 00:27:53,680
inebriated during some
of the recordings?

502
00:27:53,760 --> 00:27:57,040
Absolutely not!
I am teetotal. Next.

503
00:27:57,120 --> 00:28:01,320
Do you wear a toupee,
Mr Fabricant?

504
00:28:01,400 --> 00:28:03,160
A what?
- A hairpiece.

505
00:28:03,240 --> 00:28:05,320
A... A wig if you will.

506
00:28:09,880 --> 00:28:12,280
A wig? Huh?

507
00:28:13,360 --> 00:28:15,760
A wig.

508
00:28:15,840 --> 00:28:17,840
Wig!

509
00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:23,360
Blasphemy!

510
00:28:23,440 --> 00:28:25,720
I came here for you.

511
00:28:25,800 --> 00:28:27,560
For the fans.

512
00:28:27,640 --> 00:28:33,440
When, really, your stupid little
show has been the end of me.

513
00:28:36,680 --> 00:28:42,600
You all stole my wonderful,
wonderful...

514
00:28:47,800 --> 00:28:49,600
Career.

515
00:28:56,120 --> 00:28:59,840
Sergeant Livingstone
has done some background checks.

516
00:28:59,920 --> 00:29:03,160
Yes, um, it appears
that you are indeed working,

517
00:29:03,240 --> 00:29:04,840
but as...

518
00:29:04,920 --> 00:29:08,120
as a lollipop man in Skegness.

519
00:29:08,200 --> 00:29:12,120
Yes, I am a humongous failure.

520
00:29:12,200 --> 00:29:14,360
If that's what you want to hear?

521
00:29:14,440 --> 00:29:16,000
We just want to know
what you were doing

522
00:29:16,080 --> 00:29:18,960
in Mr Wiseman's hotel room.

523
00:29:19,040 --> 00:29:21,240
If you must know...

524
00:29:21,320 --> 00:29:22,920
I went there to ask...

525
00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:24,320
nay...

526
00:29:24,400 --> 00:29:26,080
beg...

527
00:29:26,160 --> 00:29:28,400
for a part
in "The Ties that Bind."

528
00:29:28,480 --> 00:29:30,840
So. What happened?

529
00:29:30,920 --> 00:29:35,960
That little toad laughed at me

530
00:29:36,040 --> 00:29:40,360
as he sat there composing
his letter.

531
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:41,880
A letter?
- And everything

532
00:29:41,960 --> 00:29:44,440
about my downfall

533
00:29:44,520 --> 00:29:46,480
became crystal clear.

534
00:29:46,560 --> 00:29:48,600
I-I know I'd be perfect for it.

535
00:29:48,680 --> 00:29:51,800
The... The audience
never stopped loving me.

536
00:29:51,880 --> 00:29:56,000
Why on earth would I let
you ruin another show of mine?

537
00:29:56,080 --> 00:29:58,680
Ruin?

538
00:29:58,760 --> 00:30:02,160
Your lack of self awareness
really is astounding.

539
00:30:02,240 --> 00:30:04,760
I... You... You've lost me.

540
00:30:04,840 --> 00:30:07,920
You're a dipso, a boozer,

541
00:30:08,000 --> 00:30:11,000
a wino, a drunk, an old soak.

542
00:30:11,080 --> 00:30:13,160
Capiche?

543
00:30:13,240 --> 00:30:16,840
I can assure you
those days are behind me.

544
00:30:16,920 --> 00:30:20,360
You want to know the real reason
you never worked again?

545
00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:25,560
I made it common knowledge
in the industry.

546
00:30:25,640 --> 00:30:28,840
Hmm? You're a laughing stock.

547
00:30:31,800 --> 00:30:33,800
What?

548
00:30:38,200 --> 00:30:39,840
Now, get out of my suite!

549
00:30:39,920 --> 00:30:41,880
You bald waste of space.

550
00:30:47,960 --> 00:30:49,440
Is that when you bashed
him over the head

551
00:30:49,520 --> 00:30:51,560
with his typewriter?
- I should have!

552
00:30:51,640 --> 00:30:53,280
Thanks to him,

553
00:30:53,360 --> 00:30:57,800
I can't even get a job as one
of the uglies in panto.

554
00:30:57,880 --> 00:30:59,680
I doubt that.

555
00:30:59,760 --> 00:31:02,280
You were an icon.

556
00:31:02,360 --> 00:31:03,880
That is true.

557
00:31:03,960 --> 00:31:07,160
But what with the stress
of it all...

558
00:31:07,240 --> 00:31:11,240
I sniffed the barmaid's apron.

559
00:31:11,320 --> 00:31:14,840
And now, I am...

560
00:31:14,920 --> 00:31:17,240
a pathetic old has been.

561
00:31:19,960 --> 00:31:21,640
Perhaps, if you stop drinking,

562
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:24,000
you could revive your career.

563
00:31:24,080 --> 00:31:26,080
It's hopeless. Look at me.

564
00:31:26,160 --> 00:31:27,720
Do you really want
to let your fans

565
00:31:27,800 --> 00:31:29,920
see their hero like this?

566
00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:31,640
They look up to you.

567
00:31:31,720 --> 00:31:33,720
I looked up to you.

568
00:31:35,640 --> 00:31:37,640
You did?

569
00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,600
What would The Professor do?

570
00:31:46,760 --> 00:31:49,200
Are you having fun, Mrs Clam?

571
00:31:49,280 --> 00:31:52,240
The answer is a decided no.

572
00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:53,600
But I was promised an autograph,

573
00:31:53,680 --> 00:31:55,680
and I refuse to leave
without it!

574
00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,760
Lights.

575
00:31:58,840 --> 00:32:00,840
Sorry.

576
00:32:02,880 --> 00:32:05,680
It's all over Peggy,
in T-minus 17 hours,

577
00:32:05,760 --> 00:32:07,200
I'm going to be toast.

578
00:32:07,280 --> 00:32:10,160
I'm sure you'll come up
with something.

579
00:32:10,240 --> 00:32:14,920
Now, it's time to enjoy
my greatest achievement yet.

580
00:32:15,000 --> 00:32:19,280
Never before seen footage
of "Attack of the Zyboks"!

581
00:32:19,360 --> 00:32:22,760
For heaven's sake.
- Sister Peter.

582
00:32:22,840 --> 00:32:24,520
Tom, if you will?

583
00:32:39,840 --> 00:32:41,960
We'll never outrun the Zyboks!

584
00:32:44,280 --> 00:32:46,440
Unless... Unless, I can

585
00:32:46,520 --> 00:32:49,880
recharge the transducer, deep
in the heart of the DARTIX.

586
00:32:49,960 --> 00:32:52,120
But how will we even get
there, Professor?

587
00:32:52,200 --> 00:32:53,760
Let me think, let me think.

588
00:33:04,280 --> 00:33:05,400
I'm not going down there.

589
00:33:05,480 --> 00:33:07,160
Poppycock.

590
00:33:07,240 --> 00:33:10,440
Come with me, kid,
we're going on an adventure.

591
00:33:11,720 --> 00:33:13,920
Do you even know
where we're going, Professor?!

592
00:33:14,000 --> 00:33:17,720
Well, truthfully, my dear,
I haven't a fig!

593
00:33:17,800 --> 00:33:19,480
But isn't this fun?

594
00:33:19,560 --> 00:33:22,320
We have The Professor
in our sights!

595
00:33:22,400 --> 00:33:24,240
He can not escape.

596
00:33:24,320 --> 00:33:27,440
The mighty Zyboks
will be victorious!

597
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:29,040
So, Douglas was typing a letter?

598
00:33:29,120 --> 00:33:31,320
That's what Kirk said,
before his sticky wig

599
00:33:31,400 --> 00:33:32,680
fell on Tippy Tappy.

600
00:33:32,760 --> 00:33:35,040
Then, Tippy's carbon ribbon

601
00:33:35,120 --> 00:33:38,120
could be
exceedingly illuminating.

602
00:33:38,200 --> 00:33:40,160
As you might say,
Sister, "Fishbums!"

603
00:33:40,240 --> 00:33:42,200
I'm missing the screening.

604
00:33:42,280 --> 00:33:43,840
I'm sure you'll survive.
- Sam:

605
00:33:46,280 --> 00:33:49,960
"Kill Professor Y"?
- Huh?

606
00:33:50,040 --> 00:33:51,800
Did Douglas want to kill Kirk?

607
00:33:51,880 --> 00:33:53,160
Thankfully not.

608
00:33:53,240 --> 00:33:54,560
It's to his literary agent.

609
00:33:54,640 --> 00:33:56,040
The show is being revived.

610
00:33:56,120 --> 00:33:57,280
The show's coming back?!

611
00:33:57,360 --> 00:33:58,880
Apparently so.

612
00:33:58,960 --> 00:34:01,440
But Douglas intended
to block it.

613
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:02,920
Well, something
our attacker clearly

614
00:34:03,000 --> 00:34:04,480
wouldn't allow to happen.

615
00:34:04,560 --> 00:34:06,200
Sister.

616
00:34:06,280 --> 00:34:09,040
Have you made any progress
with this green substance?

617
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:11,400
Well, thin layer chromatography
has revealed

618
00:34:11,480 --> 00:34:14,200
the presence of amino acids,
but that's about it, I'm afraid.

619
00:34:14,280 --> 00:34:17,880
If only we had the help of
a time-travelling professor.

620
00:34:17,960 --> 00:34:19,520
If only we had the help

621
00:34:19,600 --> 00:34:22,520
of a time-travelling professor.

622
00:34:24,080 --> 00:34:26,960
My giddy aunt.
- Welcome aboard, Sister.

623
00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:29,240
An unexpected pleasure.

624
00:34:29,320 --> 00:34:30,400
How may we?

625
00:34:30,480 --> 00:34:31,720
I need your help.

626
00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,080
Um, perhaps, your equipment?

627
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:34,600
No need for that.

628
00:34:34,680 --> 00:34:37,000
Logic is all that is required,
hmm?

629
00:34:37,080 --> 00:34:39,040
What would one of my fans do

630
00:34:39,120 --> 00:34:42,760
if they thought my show
had been cancelled...

631
00:34:42,840 --> 00:34:44,320
again?

632
00:34:44,400 --> 00:34:45,920
Of course.

633
00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:48,640
An emotive reaction.

634
00:34:48,720 --> 00:34:52,040
No, not again.
- Eliminate the forensic nun!

635
00:34:52,120 --> 00:34:54,200
You know, I've always wondered
what's inside one of those.

636
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,880
Eliminate!

637
00:34:55,960 --> 00:34:57,520
Bingo.
- Sister?

638
00:34:57,600 --> 00:34:59,960
Eliminate the forensic nun!

639
00:35:02,960 --> 00:35:05,280
Hey! Sister?
- I know what it is.

640
00:35:05,360 --> 00:35:07,280
The missing Zybok
is most significant.

641
00:35:07,360 --> 00:35:08,640
We must hurry!

642
00:35:08,720 --> 00:35:10,720
Where?

643
00:35:12,800 --> 00:35:14,280
It's just a hunch.

644
00:35:14,360 --> 00:35:16,480
It might be a really silly one.

645
00:35:16,560 --> 00:35:18,880
But please indulge me.

646
00:35:25,720 --> 00:35:28,160
Norman, I really don't think...
- This is it.

647
00:35:29,560 --> 00:35:31,280
This is my scoop.

648
00:35:40,680 --> 00:35:44,080
I'm a nincompoop.

649
00:35:44,160 --> 00:35:46,600
Who can't even get
a nincomscoop.

650
00:35:46,680 --> 00:35:48,520
I deserve to lose this job.

651
00:35:48,600 --> 00:35:51,560
No. No, that's not true.

652
00:35:51,640 --> 00:35:54,720
Even if you do, what's to stop
you moving on to better things?

653
00:35:54,800 --> 00:35:57,360
In London, like Ruth?

654
00:35:57,440 --> 00:35:59,920
But how can I ever leave when...

655
00:36:02,040 --> 00:36:05,160
Do you want to go dinner
with me?

656
00:36:07,960 --> 00:36:09,560
If you get your scoop.

657
00:36:09,640 --> 00:36:11,400
To celebrate.

658
00:36:11,480 --> 00:36:14,480
We should go.
You're missing the screening.

659
00:36:16,560 --> 00:36:18,680
Wherever you go...

660
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,560
I shall follow.

661
00:36:24,840 --> 00:36:26,440
Just one more thing.

662
00:36:39,160 --> 00:36:41,280
Is this really happening?

663
00:36:43,280 --> 00:36:45,680
Then, you need to go faster.

664
00:36:45,760 --> 00:36:48,720
Think of my award. Please.

665
00:36:48,800 --> 00:36:51,520
When your mission is complete
you will be released!

666
00:36:51,600 --> 00:36:52,720
It's over!
- Freeze!

667
00:36:52,800 --> 00:36:54,320
You helped build the console,

668
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:56,040
and you know about the key,
don't you, Roger?

669
00:36:56,120 --> 00:36:57,800
Thank God! Where have you been?!

670
00:36:57,880 --> 00:36:59,840
El-im-in-ate!

671
00:36:59,920 --> 00:37:01,440
Get away from her! You!

672
00:37:01,520 --> 00:37:03,720
You metal monstrosity!
- Eliminate!

673
00:37:03,800 --> 00:37:06,080
Button, are you alright?
- I'll be fine, Sir.

674
00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:08,400
It's Roger, he's deranged!

675
00:37:08,480 --> 00:37:09,920
That may be so, Norman.

676
00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:12,760
But this is Barbara's house
and her Zybok.

677
00:37:12,840 --> 00:37:15,160
Presumably, you don't want
the creator of your beloved show

678
00:37:15,240 --> 00:37:16,920
to know what you've done?

679
00:37:17,000 --> 00:37:18,720
Eliminate!

680
00:37:22,880 --> 00:37:24,680
I didn't mean to hurt anyone.

681
00:37:24,760 --> 00:37:26,160
You?!

682
00:37:26,240 --> 00:37:27,960
I presume the telegram
that you received

683
00:37:28,040 --> 00:37:30,040
informed you
that the show was coming back?

684
00:37:31,520 --> 00:37:33,320
I couldn't believe it.

685
00:37:33,400 --> 00:37:35,520
I had to pull the plug.
- Why?

686
00:37:35,600 --> 00:37:37,760
"Professor Y"
is an embarrassment!

687
00:37:37,840 --> 00:37:39,160
It needs to be forgotten.

688
00:37:39,240 --> 00:37:40,840
So...

689
00:37:40,920 --> 00:37:42,560
So, I... I wrote a letter.

690
00:37:42,640 --> 00:37:45,560
Which we assume you read,
Barbara.

691
00:37:45,640 --> 00:37:48,720
I only glimpsed it at first.

692
00:37:48,800 --> 00:37:50,840
So, I managed to get back in.

693
00:37:50,920 --> 00:37:53,440
I had to see what it said.

694
00:37:53,520 --> 00:37:56,440
And it
elicited numerous tears...

695
00:37:56,520 --> 00:37:58,800
containing traces
of your green mascara.

696
00:38:02,280 --> 00:38:04,280
Why kidnap Douglas?

697
00:38:05,960 --> 00:38:07,560
I imagine not only did Barbara

698
00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:11,120
want to save the show
she loved...

699
00:38:11,200 --> 00:38:13,160
but she wanted its
original creator to breathe

700
00:38:13,240 --> 00:38:14,840
life back into it.

701
00:38:18,520 --> 00:38:20,120
He's the only one who can.

702
00:38:20,200 --> 00:38:24,520
I will never write this
pathetic little show ever again!

703
00:38:24,600 --> 00:38:27,920
No! You're ruining the
only thing that keeps me going!

704
00:38:28,000 --> 00:38:30,800
Then, you need to grow up!
- Barbara's parents.

705
00:38:30,880 --> 00:38:33,480
They both passed away.

706
00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:34,920
Tragically.

707
00:38:35,000 --> 00:38:37,200
Your pathetic
little show saved her.

708
00:38:39,000 --> 00:38:41,360
I just miss them so much.

709
00:38:46,960 --> 00:38:51,640
Right. Well. I'm... I am
terribly sorry to hear that.

710
00:38:52,640 --> 00:38:54,680
But could someone
please help get me free?

711
00:38:54,760 --> 00:38:58,680
If I leave now, I may just
make it in time for my award.

712
00:39:01,880 --> 00:39:03,320
No?

713
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,440
You are one of
the finest actresses

714
00:39:05,520 --> 00:39:07,280
I have ever worked with.

715
00:39:07,360 --> 00:39:09,320
Douglas is lucky to have you.

716
00:39:09,400 --> 00:39:10,360
Always has been.

717
00:39:10,440 --> 00:39:13,200
Thank you, Professor.

718
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:15,960
And now, I need you
to be brave for me.

719
00:39:16,040 --> 00:39:19,000
And admit something.
- I'm... I'm not...

720
00:39:22,920 --> 00:39:25,920
I...

721
00:39:26,000 --> 00:39:29,000
Am...

722
00:39:29,080 --> 00:39:32,600
Something, beginning with "A."

723
00:39:32,680 --> 00:39:34,080
I've never said that before.

724
00:39:34,160 --> 00:39:36,440
The important first step.

725
00:39:36,520 --> 00:39:38,680
Now, you get better, for me.

726
00:39:38,760 --> 00:39:40,720
Yes?

727
00:39:40,800 --> 00:39:43,440
Douglas is alive!

728
00:39:43,520 --> 00:39:45,800
Celeste. No.

729
00:39:45,880 --> 00:39:47,480
Celeste.

730
00:39:47,560 --> 00:39:50,040
I can only apologise.

731
00:39:50,120 --> 00:39:52,240
I'll write you a new script.

732
00:39:54,520 --> 00:39:56,280
The car's waiting outside.

733
00:39:56,360 --> 00:39:57,840
I'm not coming.

734
00:39:57,920 --> 00:40:00,520
And when our contract expires,

735
00:40:00,600 --> 00:40:01,880
we're done.

736
00:40:01,960 --> 00:40:03,400
But...

737
00:40:03,480 --> 00:40:06,120
I'm the only one who...
- There you go, again.

738
00:40:06,200 --> 00:40:08,520
Trying to manipulate me,
so that I won't leave you.

739
00:40:08,600 --> 00:40:12,720
Dear boy, why don't
you forget the awards and stay?

740
00:40:14,200 --> 00:40:16,680
"Professor Y" is not something
to be ashamed of.

741
00:40:16,760 --> 00:40:19,800
I mean, look at the creativity
and community here.

742
00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,080
You created something magical.

743
00:40:23,160 --> 00:40:26,240
And in my experience,
that does not happen very often.

744
00:40:30,600 --> 00:40:33,840
I get it now, alright?

745
00:40:33,920 --> 00:40:36,560
A loopy fan locked me up for it.

746
00:40:36,640 --> 00:40:39,200
I can see how much
it means to all of you

747
00:40:39,280 --> 00:40:41,280
little people.

748
00:40:41,360 --> 00:40:43,360
If you don't want
a have real life,

749
00:40:43,440 --> 00:40:44,760
then, who am I to stop you?

750
00:40:44,840 --> 00:40:46,120
So...

751
00:40:46,200 --> 00:40:47,880
you get your wish,

752
00:40:47,960 --> 00:40:51,840
albeit without
my considerable talent.

753
00:40:51,920 --> 00:40:54,760
"Professor Y" will live
on to have more adventures.

754
00:40:59,040 --> 00:41:01,040
I can still make this.

755
00:41:04,760 --> 00:41:06,840
Enjoy, enjoy.

756
00:41:11,560 --> 00:41:14,160
Start her up! My award awaits!

757
00:41:14,240 --> 00:41:17,280
Change of plan, old chap.
You're now my plus one.

758
00:41:18,800 --> 00:41:21,000
Thank you, Mr Fabricant.
- You're welcome.

759
00:41:21,080 --> 00:41:24,240
I do wonder if Mr Wiseman will
ever get his life's ambition.

760
00:41:24,320 --> 00:41:26,680
No, he won't.

761
00:41:26,760 --> 00:41:29,800
My old pal Bertie
is on the panel.

762
00:41:29,880 --> 00:41:32,240
What's that German word again?

763
00:41:32,320 --> 00:41:34,440
Schadenfreude?
- Well, he's not all bad.

764
00:41:34,520 --> 00:41:36,520
He did drop the charges
against Barbara.

765
00:41:36,600 --> 00:41:38,080
Well, that is a relief.

766
00:41:38,160 --> 00:41:39,960
And, will you both be returning

767
00:41:40,040 --> 00:41:42,240
to space and time imminently?

768
00:41:42,320 --> 00:41:44,560
Fancy some more adventures?

769
00:41:44,640 --> 00:41:46,280
There's nothing I'd like more.

770
00:41:46,360 --> 00:41:47,960
Mr Fabricant!

771
00:41:48,040 --> 00:41:51,360
I cannot thank you enough
for your patience.

772
00:41:51,440 --> 00:41:54,000
But most of all,
your hospitality.

773
00:41:54,080 --> 00:41:55,400
Vera.

774
00:41:57,640 --> 00:42:00,400
Ooh, I...

775
00:42:00,480 --> 00:42:03,800
I suppose this will suffice.

776
00:42:03,880 --> 00:42:06,360
But really what you said
about my food.

777
00:42:06,440 --> 00:42:07,840
I was delirious.

778
00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:10,280
Nothing could be further
from the truth.

779
00:42:10,360 --> 00:42:11,840
Well, in that case,

780
00:42:11,920 --> 00:42:13,560
I'll expect you all
at the Seaview

781
00:42:13,640 --> 00:42:16,280
in an hour for tripe and onions.

782
00:42:19,040 --> 00:42:22,600
Well, I did it. saved the show!

783
00:42:22,680 --> 00:42:25,880
You all owe me a great debt
of gratitude.

784
00:42:25,960 --> 00:42:29,760
Yes. This will be the first
of many conventions.

785
00:42:29,840 --> 00:42:31,640
For us, perhaps.

786
00:42:31,720 --> 00:42:33,360
But we'd rather deal
with someone more

787
00:42:33,440 --> 00:42:36,080
in keeping with the values
of our show.

788
00:42:36,160 --> 00:42:38,120
Who better than a nun?

789
00:42:38,200 --> 00:42:43,000
Sister Peter, I hereby
promote you to President

790
00:42:43,080 --> 00:42:47,360
of the "Professor Y"
Appreciation Society.

791
00:42:47,440 --> 00:42:49,280
I'm so honoured!

792
00:42:49,360 --> 00:42:51,720
What?!
No one can dethrone me!

793
00:42:51,800 --> 00:42:53,880
I will always be the President.

794
00:42:56,800 --> 00:42:58,640
Turns out I got my scoop
after all.

795
00:42:58,720 --> 00:43:01,000
Kirk's agreed to do an interview
about the show coming back.

796
00:43:01,080 --> 00:43:02,480
Well done.

797
00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,480
See, I knew you could do it.

798
00:43:04,560 --> 00:43:08,120
So, about that dinner
you promised me.

799
00:43:08,200 --> 00:43:10,000
No time like the present?

800
00:43:10,080 --> 00:43:12,760
Yeah.

801
00:43:12,840 --> 00:43:14,480
I-I suppose we should...

802
00:43:14,560 --> 00:43:16,400
get it out of the way.

803
00:43:16,480 --> 00:43:18,640
But the more the merrier, eh?

804
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,880
Mrs Clam will have our guts
for garters.

805
00:43:20,960 --> 00:43:23,360
And, um, I-I mustn't
be late for Vespers.

806
00:43:26,280 --> 00:43:28,280
I suppose, it's just us then.

807
00:43:29,600 --> 00:43:31,000
Do you think now
that I'm staying,

808
00:43:31,080 --> 00:43:32,640
we could make this
a regular occurrence?

809
00:43:32,720 --> 00:43:34,120
I don't think so, Norman. No.

810
00:43:34,200 --> 00:43:36,720
I can take it slow.

811
00:43:36,800 --> 00:43:40,040
Just... Just like the slime
that lives inside the Zybok.

812
00:43:40,120 --> 00:43:42,000
I'll grow on you, Peggy.

813
00:43:42,080 --> 00:43:43,480
You'll see...